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NOAH was a drunk.
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ABRAHAM was too old.
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ISAAC was a
daydreamer.
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JACOB was a liar.
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LEAH was ugly.
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JOSEPH was abused.
|
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MOSES had a
stuttering problem.
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GIDEON was afraid.
|
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SAMSON had long
hair, and was a womanizer!
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RAHAB was a
prostitute!
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JEREMIAH and TIMOTHY
were too young.
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DAVID had an affair
and was a murderer.
|
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ELIJAH was suicidal.
|
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ISAIAH preached
naked.
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JONAH ran from God.
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NAOMI was a widow.
|
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JOB went bankrupt.
|
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PETER denied Christ.
|
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The Disciples fell
asleep while praying.
|
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MARTHA worried about
everything.
|
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MARY MAGDALENE was,
well, you know ...
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The SAMARITAN WOMAN
was divorced ... more than once!
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ZACCHEUS was too
small.
|
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PAUL was too
religious.
|
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TIMOTHY had an
ulcer.
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AND LAZARUS WAS
DEAD! |